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FAILlight

Mon Mar 23, 2009, 9:01 AM
Okay so I know everyone and their dog collectively shit their panties about Twilight to which my response is epic fail FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUCK

So I may be in beauty school but im a poor ass and live with my parentals. So last night im sitting chillin with them watchin the tele and a twilight commercial came on and my mama asked me "have you seen that ashley?" and I threw the greatest fit and went on a rant full of win

I HATE TWILIGHT
I mean really their NOT REAL VAMPIRES
For gods sake they dont sleep during the day,they dont explode in the sun(wtf?! sparkles)
they dont even drink human blood SCHOOL?! didnt they do that before they died?! I mean I didnt make it through the book it was so much fail but they do the exact opposite oif what a real vampire SHOULD do for reals
I made a little comic of it view now Plx
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I know my handwriting sucks so heres what it says
Bella: Bawwwwwwwwwwww Im Bella Im new I dont know anyone Fuck My Life! FAIL!
Edward: Im Edward Im a sexy mofo and everyone wants to jump my immortal bones FAIL! *Sparkle*
Bella & Edward: They Meet....<3 ZOMG LOVE!
Bella: Oh Noez Edwards a...a...a...
Edward: Say It
Bella: Vampire!!! Oh Noez!
Edward: Om Nom Nom
How Twilight Should be

Basically edward should eated bellas fail ass

Fuckin a I hate that shit

And if your a huge twilight fangirl dont get pissy you know this to be made of truth and win
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  • Mood: Annoyed
  • Listening to: The Fear-Lily Allen
  • Watching: Silent Hill
  • Drinking: Cherry Coke

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Well what do you want to know, I love art,music,hair and fashion. Im in hair school right now and im almost done. I try and respond to everyone who sends me a message or favs my work,but please dont ask me to look at your gallery,If you do chances are I wont. Im 18 going on nineteen and all in all I have a pretty spiffy life. anything else you want to know simply ask

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  • Favourite photographer: Harrison ^_~
  • MP3 player of choice: Ipod
  • Favourite game: Kingdom Hearts,Guitar Hero II
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  • Favourite cartoon character: Grim,Gir,Zim,Peter Griffen
  • Personal Quote: "Disappointment Is The Greatest Adventure"

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thanks for watching :)
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Thank you for the :+fav:! :hug:

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hey its no problem I think its a great looking piece

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